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Thanks for the great music, Jerry. We'll miss you. Say hi to Chet!

Have you ever wondered why music sucks so bad these days? Do
you find that your tolerance for music by Ricky Martin and Green Day is pretty
low? Well, there's a reason for that. We used to be audiophiles. If like
myself you were alive and listening carefully in the great Age of High
Fidelity, you experienced music that was much more dynamic and was delivered to
you through equipment that was designed to provide you with faithful sound
reproduction. Today we listen to dynamically flat music that's delivered to us
via crappy, digitally compressed MP3's via tiny headphones or computer
speakers. The best sound system that the average young person owns in probably
in his/her car, and a car is not the best environment for audio fidelity even
if its stereo is top of the line. But why does that make the music suck and who's
to blame?
Music engineers have been waging what is known as "The Loudness War".
Engineers diminish the dynamic range with a compression technique which reduces
the difference between the softest and loudest sounds of a musical piece. The
process is illustrated in
this clip. It's called mastering "hot" and the result is not only reduction
in dynamic range, but also distortion and ultimately listener fatigue and even
pain.
But why would audio engineers, the ultimate audiophiles, do
this? Are they only the foot soldiers in this Loudness War, being forced
into this by the producers, A&R guys and musicians? Master Engineer
Jerry Tubb explains, "Ours is a service business," Tubb says.
"If that's what the client wants, I try to explain the trade-offs in
clarity. In reality, we're just trying to accommodate requests from labels or
A&R guys or the artists themselves. They'll walk in with a handful of CDs
and say, 'I want it to be as loud as this one.' The last five years it's gone
absolutely mad." So why all this pressure to master hot to begin with?
It has everything to do with the way we listen to music. Firstly,
digital recording and playback have allowed this war to rage like never before.
Dynamic range on vinyl records had to be carefully engineered to avoid the many
pitfalls of the groove including distortion and keeping the needle from
bouncing right off the record. CDs and MP3s don't have these limitations, thus
the sky is the limit. Secondly, music today is being engineered with the
Mp3/Ipod/car radio listener in mind. The loudness war is an effort to keep the
music within the distracted, short attention span of today's listeners through
their crappy little stereos and headphones. As consumers in the last couple of
decades we have overwhelmingly chosen either cheap, low performance equipment
like those crap all-in-one stereos that you get at Fail-Mart (which are just boomboxes
without handles) or expensive but conveniently portable devices like Ipods. We
usually listen to music while driving, exercising, blogging and whatever else
it is we do except just sit and listen. Simply put, not many of us listeners
are audiophiles any more. Thirdly, popular musicians these days seem to either
not understand or care about dynamics anyway.
There's a dynamic of sound in the technical recording/reproduction
sense, and there's also the dynamic attribute of the music itself, as in quiet
parts and loud parts or soft instruments and loud instruments. Today's popular
music seems to be written and played by people who themselves seem to prefer
nothing but constant blaring guitars or synths, booming bass, banging drums,
and wailing vocals. There's loud and louder. There's no subtlety anymore. The
music on AOR classics like Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, Queen's A Night
at the Opera and just about any Steely Dan Album have dynamic range that is
seldom attempted by musicians these days. Outside of the realm of classical music, which is by
far the most dynamic music, the AOR of the 70's was the pinnacle of Hi-Fi. This
of course indicates the possibility that I have just taken the "Old Fogey
Stance" on this topic. On the other
hand, maybe the Classical listeners and the Pink Floyd loving stoners of the
world are simply the last true audiophiles. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

In this day of age, one can turn on the tube and see commercials sporting songs from the great heavy/hard rock bands of the 70's like Led Zep, the Who, Queen... I even saw a Nissan truck being advertised with Black Sabbath's Iron Man. If you had told me 20 years ago that advertisers would be using Black Sabbath to hock their wares, I would have laughed hard enough to spill the bong water. But it's true, and It's all some attempt to advertise to my generation in a contrived (but most likely effective) hip and cool way.
So what's the next step in fake corporate hipness in advertising? Clearly it's the The New Wave of British Heavy Metal (frequently abbreviated as NWOBHM or N.W.O.B.H.M.) The NWOBHM was that great movement in music that brought of such metal luminaries as Iron Maiden and Motorhead. But why not start with the band that influenced the entire genre? I'm talking about the Priest... Judas Priest. Priest had been around long before the whole NWOBHM thing had been a recognizable category, and ultimately they are in a class of their own. But there can be no doubt that Judas Priest influenced all post 70's Metal styles both musically and fashion-wise. Yes, Priests sound can be heard in anything from Thrash Metal bands to Pop Metal bands... and thanks to screamin' lead singer Rob Halford, the look of 1970's gay bars can bee seen being worn by metal bands and fans all over the world. Which reminds me of a story...
Let's take the way back machine to one night in the late 80's. I was at one of the many wild parties that when strung together form the entire content of six years of my pathetic young adulthood. A group of us were getting skunk faced and sitting in a circle discussing the finer points of music using the "What's your favorite band?" method of critique. After a a string of interesting choices such as "Def Leppard" and "Poison", I answered "Queen". Now everybody that knows me, knows that I am and always have been a huge Queen fan, and that I have never been a homophobe. But there was this one guy there that had a huge problem with my choice. It was the tired, "What a bunch of fags." and "What are you, a queer?" shtick. I defended my choice, stood up to this jerk and had no problem when it became clear to him that the rest of the folks there liked Queen as well. At any rate, someone urged an end to the uproar and the conversation continued. Oh how I laughed when it got to homophobe boy and he proudly proclaimed his allegiance to Judas Priest! I laughed loud enough to elicit a "You gotta problem with that?" from him. I wish I would have said, "No, but you should!" I do remember saying something like, "Boy, are you in for a surprise!" and "I thought you hated fags." We nearly came to blows again. This time people were trying to hold him back from me. Rob Halford's sexual preference was pretty much an open secret that homophobe boy was hilariously clueless of. I just laughed and laughed. I wonder if I will live to see day when the ad houses are churning out commercials featuring songs by Rage Against The Machine or N.W.A.?
Okay so maybe it's not the best music, but it's pretty likely you've never heard it. In 2003 Otis Fodder conducted the 365 Days Project, where you could tune in each day and hear a new audio selection of the "I can't believe someone recorded this" variety. Everything from amateur recordings to celebrity crooning, industrial recordings to outsider music... anything in the realm of unusual. The great thing about the project was that it was powered by users and visitors contributing the content... kinda Web 2.0 in the year that the phrase was coined. Yours truly even made a small contribution. Now it's back for 2007 and as weird and enjoyable as ever!
The folks at ELP have developed the coolest turntable you can buy for $10,000. Imagine listening to your favorite Ktel records with the power of LASER technology! I have an early BSR version of this device, but it's not as cool because it uses lasers and a needle. The ELP Laser Turntable uses only lasers to read the vinyl, therefore causing no wear to your albums. 
